News of the Night Wins Prestigious Award

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bronze cheerleader trophy on a shelf in a thrift store

Recently News of the Night and its host, Abbra Kahdavver, won a very prestigious award.

In his own words:

The competition was extremely fierce, but the dedication put forth by myself to win this award was well worth it. I have worked hard every single day and I feel like it was well earned. It’s hard not to brag just a little while I’m holding it.

The award in question is the very prestigious ‘2017 Northwest Georgia Regional Varsity Cheerleader’ trophy. It was presented to Abbrah while on a recent shopping trip at the local thrift store, by a very sour looking Adrian Gomez, after he asked her to hand it to him.

As he gave his acceptance speech many of the nearby customers stopped what they were doing to watch. He thanked WordPress.com for the hosting, fans for their wonderful support, and Waffle House for their awesome late night food. One elderly lady, referred to as “Gramma Stopit”, clapped enthusiastically as Abbrah held the trophy high.

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Again in his own words.

I feel as if this really make me stand out in the crowd. Absolutely no news organization has ever won such an award. CNN, FOX News, NBC nightly, and any others you could think of. None of them have ever been given such a prestigious award. I expect they’ll have their eyes set on next years though, so I really need to step up.

After the ceremony was concluded, Gomez declined the offer of a date and security was called.


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20 responses to “News of the Night Wins Prestigious Award”

  1. Kevin Avatar

    Congratulations! Even though I’m still a bit miffed at you for duping me.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      i like to keep people guessing. I consider it good lessons for living.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Kevin Avatar

        Never get complacent, eh? Fair enough lol

        Liked by 1 person

  2. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    You outdid yourself with this one my friend. It’ll be hard for you to keep up with yourself now. 😉

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      i honestly can’t imaging actually keeping this up forever. i wonder what some of these other folks do for ideas….

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
        Darcy Branwyn

        I’m not sure either. Could this be why ghost writers are a thing?

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

        I see you are up and about this early. I am about to not be. I couldn’t imagine asking anyone to write for me, I see other sites doing it, but i just don’t think I could do it.

        Liked by 1 person

      3. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
        Darcy Branwyn

        I couldn’t either. I’m stubborn like that. Goodnight. 🌙

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Ana Daksina Avatar

    Well, NATURALLY security was called ~ they’d need to escort that trophy to the parking lot just to keep it SAFE!!…

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      that’s a good point. eyes on the prize and those eyes are everywhere.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Ana Daksina Avatar

        Eye, eye, Sore!

        Liked by 1 person

  4. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

    That trophy may actually be the one from Buffy the Vampire Slayer containing the evil witch obsessed with youth and cheerleading who got trapped in it during a fit of evildoing, so handle with care–

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      so what you’re telling me is this things got a free girlfriend in it? sounds like a win to me.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

        Weeell, a hot but evil not-young girlfriend who would try to kill you etc. style of thing–

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

        every girlfriend I have ever had has tried to kill me I think.

        Liked by 1 person

      3. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

        I;ve had platonic housemates like that–people are weird.

        Liked by 1 person

  5. Professor Popinjay Avatar

    I’m twirling my batons with envious fervor!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      thank you good sir!

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  6. Michael Summers Avatar

    This was hilarious. Having traveled through Northwest Georgia frequently for work, I could imagine well the atmosphere and the reception of your “ceremony” by your fellow patrons at Waffle House

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      there’s not much else i can think of that beats a good cup of coffee and their fresh made waffles. It’s just perfect the way it is.

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