A portly feline named Whiskers is making headlines with bold claims that he has been subjected to a “food deprivation scheme” under the guise of a recent diet. Despite his pleasantly plump appearance, Whiskers insists he’s never been fed in his entire life and is currently about to die of starvation.
The rotund rascal, known mostly for napping and laying around, recently found himself on the receiving end of a diet plan aimed at trimming down his voluptuous figure. However, the curvaceous cat vehemently disputes the notion that he’s been overindulging in treats or secretly stealing food from the neighbors cat.
In an exclusive interview, Whiskers expressed his grievances with a disdainful scowl. “I’ve never seen a treat in my life, and those rumors about me snatching peoples food when they aren’t paying attention are outright lies. This so-called diet is nothing but a malicious scheme to deprive me of living a decent life,” he stated with an air of defiance.
The cat’s owners, flabbergasted by Whiskers’ audacious claims, shared their side of the story. “We love Whiskers dearly, but he’s got a knack for exaggeration. We put him on a diet because the vet said he needed to shed a few pounds. He’s acting like we’ve sentenced him to death,” said Mrs. Johnson.
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