Chubby Cat Claims Starvation

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A portly feline named Whiskers is making headlines with bold claims that he has been subjected to a “food deprivation scheme” under the guise of a recent diet. Despite his pleasantly plump appearance, Whiskers insists he’s never been fed in his entire life and is currently about to die of starvation.

The rotund rascal, known mostly for napping and laying around, recently found himself on the receiving end of a diet plan aimed at trimming down his voluptuous figure. However, the curvaceous cat vehemently disputes the notion that he’s been overindulging in treats or secretly stealing food from the neighbors cat.

In an exclusive interview, Whiskers expressed his grievances with a disdainful scowl. “I’ve never seen a treat in my life, and those rumors about me snatching peoples food when they aren’t paying attention are outright lies. This so-called diet is nothing but a malicious scheme to deprive me of living a decent life,” he stated with an air of defiance.

The cat’s owners, flabbergasted by Whiskers’ audacious claims, shared their side of the story. “We love Whiskers dearly, but he’s got a knack for exaggeration. We put him on a diet because the vet said he needed to shed a few pounds. He’s acting like we’ve sentenced him to death,” said Mrs. Johnson.


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16 responses to “Chubby Cat Claims Starvation”

  1. Susan Taylor Avatar

    Poor Whiskers! Cats do lend themselves to this kind of characterization and they probably can’t be bothered to care.

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    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      They start caring real hard when that food bowl starts getting down to 75%

      Liked by 2 people

  2. aastha Avatar

    Hahaha hilarious 😆

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  3. Kevin Avatar

    Cats are the greatest con men the world has ever known. This article is 100% vetted as facts.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      I miss having a cat. I couldn’t deal with his violent outbursts though, so I gave him to my mom.

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      1. Kevin Avatar

        Violent outbursts. She must have been thrilled lol

        I get it, though. When they act up they can be a handful!

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  4. sopantooth Avatar

    I’ve encountered a staggering number of fat cats that have never been fed in their entire life and are currently about to die of starvation, someone should do something.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. jdelveaux Avatar

    Your posts are great. May you live on forever 🙏

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Mama Avatar

    This made me giggle while I drank my morning coffee lol

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      That’s what we’re here for. No, I mean your coffee. We’re here for your coffee. I have a terrible addiction to it.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Mama Avatar

        I approve of your addiction and will happily offer you coffee!

        Liked by 1 person

  7. BryanT Avatar

    He could be telling the truth, you know? Yet again, I don’t quite believe him and I don’t know why that is… Can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔

    Also, he said all of that with a scowl? That’s one eloquent kitty.

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    1. Abbrah Kahdavver Avatar

      I’ve never known a hungry cat to not be scowling or meowing. They know what they’re doing.

      Liked by 2 people

      1. BryanT Avatar

        They sure do. Can’t trust em’ 100%. Just look at Garfield

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  8. iamthesunking Avatar
    iamthesunking

    I’ve known many chubby cats who claim starvation! If they’re getting takeaway from neighbours’ houses, it’s very difficult to stop them (unless you buy said neighbours a Sureflap!).

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  9. Anuran & Sayoni Avatar

    Beautiful

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